hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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