normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
