we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just wanna soil my oats bro
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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