: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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