Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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