Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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