Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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