It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
