Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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