haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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