2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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