your parents love me but you hate me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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