Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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