Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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