I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
