i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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