his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
