U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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