Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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