If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
farters have to be the big spoon...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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