OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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