You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im holly from the hills drunk
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We need a shit load of segways right now
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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