Hey man sorry I got all grabby
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
last night I used snow as a chaser
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
