It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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