I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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