ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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