dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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