ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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I need you to use more vowels.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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