I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can I color on your dick again?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
