And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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