I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fuck appropriateness.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
the raccoons are back...
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