can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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