I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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