I just saw a hot homeless man
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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