you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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