There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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