spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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