I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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