Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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