my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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