god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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