would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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