So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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