Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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