North Korea, Best Korea!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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