You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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