3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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