the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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