you guys were way drunker than both of me
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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