we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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