we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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