my mouth tastes like poor choices
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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