Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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