dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm at about main and main street
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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