I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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