Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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